bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

cumber-kitty:

lokimydarlingbby:

cumber-kitty:

when people write ‘the gif didn’t load but i bet it’s…” 

the gif didn’t load but I bet it’s a supernatural gif

kruphix:

"blood elves don’t need new models!"

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"They had me rigged on this thing where I’m holding onto handles on his shoulder with my legs wrapped around his neck. He’s kinda trying to throw me off and I’m on top of him and it was so many hours of me, riding him like a mechanical bull.” 

"And we’re looking over at the producers and we’re like, ‘are you happy now? Do we have enough footage?’ and they’re like, ‘looks great on camera!" - (x)

chemicalpoisons:

Because this video was constantly taken down, and/or was geographically restricted, I am uploading it here.

WARNING: It contains Sebastian Stan speaking Romanian.

skyestan:

When Phil goes on Jeopardy Skye hacks the quizboard to rig it in Phil’s favor

Imagine everyone’s surprise when the categories are “Captain America Trivia,” “Things Nick Fury Likes to Do,” “Government Secrets,” “Suits,” “Dad Jokes,” and “Cool Cars”